June 2012
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I wanna take a moment to talk about an awesome,... →
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Doug Jones. The name doesn’t ring a bell, does it? Probably not. But I’m here to tell you that this bitch is fabulous.
He started out as a mime and a professional contortionist. He got into acting and has acted in over 25 movies and numerous television shows. Still doesn’t ring any bells?...
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I was being really good today.
I didn’t eat until half an hour ago, where i accidentally ingested some of the cream cheese frosting for mom’s carrot cake.
Then I ate garlic bread instead of spinach.
At least I had a banana and an orange, too.
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Therapist: So you're in a space where you think no one cares about you.
Me: No. I think there is a small handful of people who care, I just don't understand why.
Therapist: Do you care? Do you care about you?
Me: I don't really give a shit about me.
Therapist: How do you think those people who care would feel if you were to take your own life?
Me: I assume they'd be upset.
Therapist: "Upset" is a bit of an understatement. Don't you think?
Me: I guess.
Therapist: How would you feel?
Me: I'd be dead, I wouldn't be able to feel anything.
Therapist: Hypothetically.
Me: I think I'd be happy for the first time in a very long time.
This is something I've had trouble finding someone to agree with me about. Glad I'm not the only reasonable one.
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S’an embarrassing reference to an old anime trope wherein arousal induces nosebleeds.
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Always.
I don’t even…what? How is that a good thing? I’ve never had a nose bleed and thought to myself, “Well holy shit this is the bees knees. I’m totes pleased that this is happening.”
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